Are you suffering from hypoanxiety?

If you’re enjoying life, you might be one of the millions of Americans suffering from hypoanxiety. Beware — this condition can spoil your well-educated urban existence.

Symptoms include: Building campfires, riding elevators, committing to relationships, listening to people crunching and slurping without flying into a rage, using public restrooms, allowing your children to play outdoors, eating canned food and consuming less than nine cups of coffee a day.

But don’t worry — The Big City Times can help. A daily dose of the Big City Times with breakfast can reverse the symptoms of hypoanxiety in college graduates. Visit our website — behind the paywall — and join the lonely crowd.

Side effects may include brunch, jaywalking, seasonal wardrobes, eyebrow grooming, sinus headaches and taxes.

Image by roeyahram via Flickr.

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  1. Congratulations Jenny on your run!!!Sounds like it was an amazing jornuey!I leave in 3 weeks and will start running on the 25th from SJdP and on to Fisterre. Not quite as ambitious as you .25-30 miles a day.Plan on finishing on the 14th.Did you stay in the albergues and get your pilgrims certificate at the end?

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